Valentine’s Day Part 1/4:  
Twilight’s Time
 
Timber Spruce was waiting outside the bus stop close to Twilight’s house. She had just seen him exit the bus from her bedroom window and she was putting on her teleportation watch. She pressed the button on its screen and all 500 pounds of her zapped from her bedroom to outside her front door. Timber jumped a bit when he heard the zap from behind. He looked back.
 
Timber: Oh Twilight, hey.
 
Twilight: Hey Timber. D’you like my teleport watch? Really useful isn’t it? Especially for me. Now that I’m a really big size, I invented this to make it easier to go into other rooms. Eeeeven though I still need to charge this thing. It can take several hours, so I end up getting wedged in doors anyway and- …
 
She was too busy explaining about her watch that she had just noticed Timber staring with concern at Twilight’s pudge.
 
Twilight: Uhh, are you okay? (Snaps fingers)
 
Timber: Oh! Sorry, it’s just.. well… when we last met, at the science museum, you were just… chubby, but I can’t believe you’ve grown much bigger.
 
Twilight: (blushing) Yyyyeah, it’s a long story. You can blame Pinkie Pie for this. (Prods her belly) But let’s try and leave that shall we. We’ve got a whole house to show you round. (Wraps her arm around Timber’s shoulders) Starting with…
 
She presses her watch’s screen again and they’re both teleported to…
 
Twilight: My lab.
 
Timber: Whoa. It’s a bit dark in here isn’t it?
 
Twilight: Oh, you’ll find the light switch over there somewhere.
 
Timber walks over and sees two similar switches on the wall.
 
Timber: Which one is i- Uhh…
 
Timber turns around to see Twilight bending over rummaging through a cardboard box filled with her inventions. Little did she know that her underwear and a little bit of her butt crack was right in clear view of Timber’s vision.
 
Timber: Uhh, you do know you’re pants are showing, right?
 
Twilight: Huh? (She looks back) Oh! I’m so so sorry. Even at this size, I can’t seem to find tight enough pants. But, forget about it. I have so many more inventions to show you, like these.
 
She then presents Timber with the same technical glasses she used to cut a hole in the CHS library window.
 
Twilight: My custom-made multi-purpose glasses. You can use these for a variety of uses, if you’re visually impaired or not. It has twin lasers, night vision, infrared, sun shades, x-ray vision, a swimming goggles feature-
 
Timber: X-ray vision?
 
Twilight: Yeah. You wanna try it out?
 
Timber: Yeah, sure.
 
Twilight presses the button on the side of the glasses to set them to the X-ray Vision setting, then hands it over to Timber. After he puts them on, he looks around the lab, but they don’t look as if they’re working for him.
 
Timber: Say, Twilight? I’m not sure if-
 
He turns to Twilight, only to find out that they are working, but not in the way either of them were expecting.
 
Timber: “Big Nerd”?
 
Twilight: What was that?
 
Timber: Uhh… hmm… never mind. I think this setting could do with some tweaking. (Hands them back to Twilight)
 
Twilight: Really? Hmm. I thought I had it finalised.
 
Timber: Trust me Twilight, you need to fix it sooner than later. I think I’ve seen enough fat to last me quite a while.
 

 

 
Next up: Rarity’s Time.