The BFD 9000

@ImpOfficial  

@T72B  
DUKE NUKEN 3D

@Blissey1  
When I first saw this, I thought it was a video game console.
 
But I was wrong.
 
It’s totally a NERF gun.

@DarkyBoode32
 
Something like this:
 

@Setsugekka  
Don’t believe Pabbey’s lies.
 
@DarkyBoode32  
Something NSFW.

@DarkyBoode32  
From the source  

What the fuck is this? XD

I’d like to imagine she got the idea to buy that thing from Iron Will.
 
IW: Do you want to crush? Do you want to kill? OR DO. YOU. WANT. TO. DESTROY?! THEN THIS SWAG IS FOR YOU FOR ONLY 5999.99 bits!

God, how is it so difficult for some of you people to behave like adults and not be such utter shits to others at the drop of a hat?
 
I’m not going to @ each individual person involved, because that always leads to people getting pissy about “But I did nothing wrong” and missing one guy meaning whatever they did was fine. Just, fucking behave like adults that don’t have a splintered log as large as that supposed dildo up there stuck up their asses, enjoy the damn art, and take this as a ~stern warning~ not to take this further or elsewhere on the site, or to behave like this in general.
 
Christ

@Cryosite  
Lol

@Skittle_Cuddler  
It all comes down to training with it enough. No normal person take such a monstrum on the first go.

@Setsugekka  
@Skittle_Cuddler  
On a side note, we have a Lewd thread, which I feel is relevant to this discussion.

@Setsugekka  
even the biggest BD dildos are still physically possible, i cannot get the video of the dude shoving the entire XL T-Rex dildo out of my head

@Meanlucario  
If you want a real number. A Lance XL Flared dildo from BD clocks at 270$ if i recall corecctly.

@Skittle_Cuddler  
Thanks.
 
With how much I spent on it, I’m milking it for all it’s worth.

@Meanlucario  
hell a normal sized BD dildo is more expensive then 80% of synthetic trees

@Skittle_Cuddler  
…Real question, are giant dildos more or less expensive that Christmas trees? My response depends on the answer.

@Meanlucario  
why not just use the Christmas tree as a dildo?

@Skittle_Cuddler  
You get used to the displaced organs after awhile. If it’s big enough, you can use it as a Christmas tree.

@Meanlucario  
Cartoon porn physics clearly state that insides are just a tube or are squishy, stretchy and not used for vital functions, but they do sell 5ft dildos irl so its not too far off

Can we please get back on topic about an image of Dash with a sex toy that’s almost as tall as she is long?

@Cryosite  
This got to be the most man-hating comment I’ve seen in a long time.

@Cryosite  
Listen cupcake, all i’m gathering from this conversation is that you made blanket statements about men and then got pissed off
 
You’re part of the problem and give the LGBTQ+ community a bad name, congratz on your sexual preference and negative attitude towards men, take it somewhere else