This situation requires a lot of finesse.
 
Step 1: Cuddle Pone  
Step 😏: ????  
Step 70: Waifu Locked Down

@SmartMars603  
For me it’s because times got tough and my dad just thought that blowing money on ammunition for silly fun out in the woods would be a bad idea.
 
As a grown man now, I agree with him. The hot water heater ended up croaking, then the old furnace not long after that. Sure, going shooting was fun, but real life came knocking at the door and we needed the money for that =P .

@Joseph Raszagal  
It was also the last time I went shooting a gun. There’s no specific reason why I haven’t shot a gun recently. We don’t have one at the house, so that’s a big one.

@SmartMars603  
Oh, got’cha.
 
The paint bucket was the last time I went out shooting with dad. The very first thing I shot was a little .22 target pistol. Small, almost no recoil whatsoever, and stupid accurate (which was good, because at 11-years-old my aim obviously sucked x3).
 
Standard target posters that time though, nothing amazing. He was just trying to see if I’d enjoy the hobby. Every time after that we’d bring some more fun things to shoot at.

@Joseph Raszagal  
Nah, first time I fired a gun, I hit a washing machine. I’m serious. It wasn’t inside, and I was told to shoot it.

@SmartMars603  
Paint bucket, my dad’s .45 Hardballer Longslide? I… may have missed a reference here x3 .
 
@Einsman  
That’s the last thing that’ll protect you from Moondancer, yo.

@Einsman  
Great, now there’s two of them. oh well reloads desert eagle

@Joseph Raszagal  
You can fire my gun.
 
My loooove gun.

@Joseph Raszagal  
Oh, what did you hit?
 
For me it was a washing machine.

@Prometheus labs CEO  
But I haven’t fired a gun since I was 16!

@Joseph Raszagal  
This is why you’re supposed to keep a gun under your pillow

Me: “Then I’ll just get newer locks… better locks!”
 
Moondancer: “I also removed the doors. They’re all gone; there’s a bonfire in your backyard right now.”
 
Me: [Inarticulate Fear]

“Okay, you can stay–”
 
“YESSSSS!”
 
“BUT…I want my underwear back and you can’t keep trying to clone me using hair samples from my hairbrush. I know you’re getting better at it, but there’s a hell of a learning curve and I’ve got eight moderately-deformed homunculi Anons running my errands as it is, and that’s just too many. At least Igor is a good cook. No way am I letting him near a power saw again, though…
 
“Yeah, but he grew back the arm, right?”
 
“Yes…yes he did. But that’s not the point! Besides, Humans don’t normally have arms growing from their foreheads. Especially not that MANY.”
 
“Hmmmph…fine.”
 
“AND NO TELEPORTING MARES TO A HELL DIMENSION JUST FOR LOOKING AT ME!”
 
“OKAY! FINE! Jeez…I can’t have any fun.”

@Badumsquish  
…
 
 
I mean, I guess

H..huh? Too tired to question her, I sinply roll her over and pull her in for non-lewd spooning before falling back asleep.

@Einsman  
She’s a nerd though. She’d have to do the slow meticulous way. Though I think bump keys don’t work on all locks, while a pick can be used on anything provided the picker is skilled enough. I think too locks would have to be a lot trickier in a world where 1/3 of the populace basically had psychic powers too :D

@Joseph Raszagal  
Same.

Are you bulletproof, though?

@SmartMars603  
Are we implying that yandere Moondancer belongs to the Thieves Guild? Because I’m totally on-board with that headcanon.

@Free Current
 
You know she wants that and more*
 
_{* = She’s gonna go full scientist on her newest subject}

“You know, you’re the perfect size for me to hug your entire body to me in an inescapable cuddle.”

@Kalashnikitty  
Who else is in the Thieve’s Guild?

@Damaged  
Ah, gotcha. I’m used to a more generic pick set like the PXS-17, haven’t seen much on those jackknife style sets

@Kalashnikitty  
On the top (by our view) is a pull-out tension-wrench (it’s removed already here).
 
See this video for a close up look of this design of pick-set.

@Einsman  
Who would win, your bumpkeys, or this one strong springy-boi?
 
Bumpkeys are so easy to completely nullify these days it’s not funny. Variable spring tension or different length driver pins are the two accepted methods.