@Napsack
This is why we can't have nice things.

@Napsack
this is sad lmfao XDDDDDDD

And thus the night of christmas terror began, with presents raining from the sky onto the heads of people below. Every last package and their contents were utterly wrecked by their fall to the earth, utterly destroying the hopes and dreams of every good little boy and girl the world over, and the damage to rooftops and those unfortunate enough to be outside during this bizarre catastrophe was incalculable.

It wasn't long before legal action was sought, and despite his claims that this act was actually perpetuated by several colourful talking horses, Santa was found guilty, as no one else could possibly have driven his sleigh. Today he sits in a minimum-security penitentiary, vowing never again to deliver presents to ponykind.