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hello yes i would like to report a murder
“But that’s how your brownies have always tasted.”
LaWl
So did my mom! Wait…
Mama always told me to stay away from easy cheese and fast food.
Man, I lost mine to a can of ez cheese…
Have fun. 🙂
>”mouth-tongue”
Because with her, you have to specify. I’m scaroused.
@cold
@ABronyAccount
Well, whether Chrysalis’ ovipositor can or cannot lick itself clean, I’m sure Chrysalis’ mouth-tongue can.
…Well, *that’s * a mental image I wasn’t prepared for.
You don’t know that.
Well, it ain’t gonna lick itself.
The only guard who does more than exist is Shining.
Implying that the guards do anything more than exist.
And really, that’s far from the only unanswered question here. Like, how is he able to tell that someone stuck their wiener in a jar of peanut butter in the first place? How is so sure that it was Chrysalis or his wife, and not any of the palace guards? Why has no one ever noticed the goo spitting bug monster humping a jar of peanut butter prior to now? Does said goo spitting bug monster prefer Skippy or Jif? Is this why the shopping list has recently emphasized creamy peanut butter, not chunky? All important questions, all unanswered.
To be fair, Cadance also has trouble telling the difference between Shining and his wife.
In Shining Armors defense, it can be hard sometimes to tell which one is his wife and which one is a goo spitting bug monster.
MY WEEEEEINER
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