The mare mumbling “Too Tight,” as she struggled to breathe, her lungs struggling slightly at the overbearing affection as the tip of a finger began to stroke her cheery cheek as if she were a dog. The mare’s hooves coming up to block the finger, but the frogs were pushed aside like reeds in the wind, as the giant had their fun with their little pony.
This left Pencil to begrudgingly accept the unwanted attention, as she reluctantly came to terms with the awkward situation; This was going to be a long day……
My younger brother and a girl that was playing with him one day showed my dad a hamster.
Then my younger brother said, “Look dad, this hamster can smile!” and squeezed the hamster he held in his hands.
The poor hairball squirmed in his hands and eventually stuck out its tong, gasping for air.
My dad took some time to explain that was not funny and the hamster was not smiling.
(After he and the rest of the family stopped laughing, you can probably see the mixed message my brother got here.)
Wait, three fingers? Did he get in trouble with the Yakuza, or something?