unless put u diaper is weirdo? then iamm weird who going have diaper filly stay in my home tonight.

Yes. I am a weirdo. Through and through. And, yet, here you are, on my bed.

@Stotter  
I chuckled.

Hello, Pot, my name’s Kettle. Have we met?

@Background Pony #DE8B  
CG: Mr. Human, look at me.  
You: *looks at her*  
CG: Bitch.

If you want your wings back, I suggest adjusting your attitude, little filly.

pls no bulli

@Edhelistar  
There’s no need for profanity, Fallout Boy.

@Autumn_Shy  
Or “jinkies!”

@Smart Heart  
Or “jee willickers” xD

@Background Pony #3E8  
Would you prefer “jeepers,” instead?

Not as much as you. Little girl who says ‘golly’.

I have 4 mlp Plushies. The other 20 are based on real horses.

They’re not toys, they’re collectors items. And of course I am a weirdo. Also, who let you into my room?

Well you see………………
 
YES!

@ILoveMyoozik  
“Than you did a great job cleaning up the beer cans.”

But what if this is secretly YOUR room Cozy?

@clopficsinthecomments  

Oh jeez Cozy, we’re doing this RP tonight? Well fine, I’ll put the ‘back massager’ and handcuffs away.

“So does that mean you don’t want to playact famous events in Equestria with me using these dolls?”  
“… Can I be that Nightmare Moon?”  
“Only if you promise to try to make the night… last… FOREVER! Ha ha haaaa!”  
“Deal!”

Of course not! That’s why I’m going to sew your mouth shut so that you can never speak of these events again.

cozy glow is the only pony here that isn’t frozen in place.

You fucking would go there, Cozy.

@xargos32
 
@toonbat  
One extra collectible!

There’s still room for one more toy, Cozy. Just saying.