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Pinkie’s Montage Machine

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KozumoJi
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Son of the Young Master
C’mon, Pinkie Pie!!! I need you crank up that montage machine to HIGH MAX to speed things up in four minutes or so!!
 
You wanna sew those costumes  
But you need a lot of labor  
So you gotta hire workers  
To help you with the job

 
But you have trouble with bills  
So you get a manager  
Now you’ve got boss skills  
You’ll sew those costumes in no time

 
@PhoenixFlambe  
—–sooooooo when do we finish those costumes?
 
But the manager hacks your account  
And flees the country  
You’re crazy in debt  
And can’t earn your diploma
 
You move back with your folks  
And now your life’s a joke

 
You look to your mother  
And see the disappointment in her eyes  
And all you wanted to do  
Was knit up a veggie or two…

 
@PhoenixFlambe  
okay, seriously, how is this gonna help Rarity get her money back–??!!
 
So you turn to crime  
To pay off the debts  
The cops connect you to the time  
You sold ’em meths

 
Your peepee matched up with the one  
At the scene of the crime  
You’re convicted of traffickin’  
Serving a life time
 
It’s a  
Montage Machine  
You press the button and you get a montage  
Just like in the movies  
You press the button and you get a montage
 
Now you’re pen pals  
With Ragamuffin  
He investigates murders  
With peepee on the scene  
He runs a podcast called  
Peewee Crimes  
It’s earned $30 in ad revenue  
He’s saving up to buy a didgeridoo
 
You’re pretending to be interested  
But you don’t really care  
You’re just hoping for some d1c pics  
Before you grow back your hair  
‘Cause you’ve only seen pu&&y  
For the past seven years
 
Then you get shagged in a prison shower…*And you’re dead.*