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Pinkie’s Montage Machine
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You wanna sew those costumes
But you need a lot of labor
So you gotta hire workers
To help you with the job
But you have trouble with bills
So you get a manager
Now you’ve got boss skills
You’ll sew those costumes in no time
@PhoenixFlambe
—–sooooooo when do we finish those costumes?
But the manager hacks your account
And flees the country
You’re crazy in debt
And can’t earn your diploma
You move back with your folks
And now your life’s a joke
You look to your mother
And see the disappointment in her eyes
And all you wanted to do
Was knit up a veggie or two…
@PhoenixFlambe
—
okay, seriously, how is this gonna help Rarity get her money back–??!!So you turn to crime
To pay off the debts
The cops connect you to the time
You sold ’em meths
Your peepee matched up with the one
At the scene of the crime
You’re convicted of traffickin’
Serving a life time
It’s a
Montage Machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the movies
You press the button and you get a montage
Now you’re pen pals
With Ragamuffin
He investigates murders
With peepee on the scene
He runs a podcast called
Peewee Crimes
It’s earned $30 in ad revenue
He’s saving up to buy a didgeridoo
You’re pretending to be interested
But you don’t really care
You’re just hoping for some d1c pics
Before you grow back your hair
‘Cause you’ve only seen pu&&y
For the past seven years
Then you get shagged in a prison shower…*And you’re dead.*
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