Why is life so hard!?

It’s too fluffy, I can’t hug you. Otherwise, I will eat you as marsmallow.

Has it come to this? With all our petty squabbles and bickering, are we as a society too selfish and inconsiderate to pet the ponies anymore?

No one’s around to help

Come Here Rare Of Course I Will Pet You <3
 
Pets Rare
 
:3

@Dust Rock  
Spike is “petting” Gabby, and is getting pets in return.

♥ Pets! ♥

@Twijack  
hmmm good point

@ThePhilosopony  
I don’t think Fluttershy would be so loud

Would work better if Fluttershy

Don’t forget Warm! The perfect Temp to engage in bonding.

@Litrojia  
Rarity is the largest ham among the Mane Six. :)

I think this takes the cake for most hammed-up bronybait dialogue

Oh no, poor marshmello…

Where’s Spike in this?

The worst possible thing!

Trust me when I say it pains me more that I can’t be there to pet and cuddle you myself, my beautiful, gorgeous girl.

Pet yourself, fool.

:(

My dear Rarity all you had to do was ask. I’ll pet you whenever you like you certainly deserve it.

Awww, come here.
 
*pets*  
*ear scratches*