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@Goddess Erosia
Spoilered for slight squick:
Actually, in my fanon, except for that last one (which I had to look up. Speaking of “slight squick”…), as long as they are unfertilized, it is all good… One of the players in my D&D game pointed out that since Cow milk is a thing, and (again, in my fanon) the destination of a lot of the corpse of anyone except a Griffin (or Hippogryph) is a Griffin’s plate.
Continuing with the squick, and adding some tragedy/moderate grimdark via a specific example:
In other words, if “The Washouts” had had not only a “bad ending” but a “REALLY bad ending” then Scootaloo might have been a “we don’t put the price on the menu, because if you have to ask you can’t afford it” dish at the restaurant of that one Griffin from “MMMMystery on the Friendship Express”. Of course, Dash would have seen to it that Lightning Dust was the OTHER
catchuntimely death of the day*. Being athletic, other of their meat would be rather tough, but maybe Griffin’s prefer that?*Naturally after a bit of investigation to be sure, Rainbow Dash would be commended for assisting Justice in this way.
When her time comes, Granny Smith won’t have nearly the quality or weight of meat, but the bragging rights for her history might exceed that of the other two.
Oh yeah. Well, don’t I feel like a horse’s patoot?
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I’m not the artist
I see. So your version of Celestia is an absolute psychopath who keeps cereal in the fridge.
how else do you keep the marshmallows fresh
I was wondering when someone would finally notice.
you are really not gonna like once you get to season 1 episode 6 then…
Actually, the thing that really disturbs me is “Daisy Jo’s Own Milk”.
your current filter.Guess she has to pay the bills somehow.
Pinkie also talked about hotdogs in season 3 I think.
right, those too. would not recommend dragon eggs in cooking recipes.
well! obviously it’s jello harvested from the magical jello trees of the zebrican savannah.
Don’t forget, there was also what looked like a ham sandwich back in Season one’s “A Bird in the Hoof.”
dragon eggs
hydra eggs
hippogriff eggs
changeling eggs
tenga eggs
Also I would like to take this moment to point out that this is once again proof that ponies have secretly been omnivores since season one and they’re only pretending to be herbivores because THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
They also eat jello. That’s canon. Most people forget this but jello is a product of animal protein. Gelatin is a processed form of collagen harvested from the tissue and bones of animals - usually pigs and cows.
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@HyaenusDominae
I’m glad I’m not the only one.
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