@infinita est lux Solis  
What about thestral mules???  
 
[shameless attempt at promoting one’s artwork]
 
 
@Background Pony #642C  
:D

@toonbat  
unimpressed |:I
 
Your pitiful attempts at mistaking my identity leave something to be desired, sir!
 

 
@infinita est lux Solis  
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@Background Pony #642C  
FIRE FLARE:  
“Strong words, coming from a Background Pony! Your feeble attempt at anonymity just betrays you for what you are. It’s an open secret that each and every Background Pony in a Derpybooru discussion is actually a staff member the show, trying to defend their literary failings or destroy their worthier rivals! Isn’t that right [removes your horseface mask] writer and storyboard artists for The Sounds of Silence GREGORY BONSIGNORE, CORY TOOMEY, and/or MEGAN WILLIS??”

@Background Pony #642C  
I, personally am a fan of Thestrals.

@toonbat  
That was the most roundabout way to project one’s own disgusting Changeling Fetish onto a civilised discussion about Kirin Superiority I’ve ever seen. If you’re a bugcuck you could have just come out and said it sir, so that we unicorns of decent standing can properly ostracise you.
 
How dare you suggest the floofy mane is anything but a sign of divine providence of their natural born right as Cuddlelords, no less suggest that the slimy chitin of a Changeling would be an acceptable substitute. Your words only further demonstrate the depths of your debauchery. As a well bred unicorn of good standing, your every word repulses me.
 
(This is a fun comments section. :D)

@Background Pony #642C  
This artpiece is great, but I’m loving the comments section even more! :D And in that spririt…
 
FIRE FLARE:  
“Ah yes. Kirin truly the superior race! Or… mayyyyybe they are mere pony/dragon mules, wouldn’t you say? All the grace and beauty of the unicorn but polluted with the destructive, volatile nature of dragons? Isn’t that right? And isn’t their ‘greater contact with nature’ really just code for ‘tree-worshipping savages’ unlike us Celestia-fearing decent folk? Their unnaturally floofy manes but a red flag of their wanton, debaucherous nature? Their floofy, floofy manes… “ [nervous sweating]
 
“Ahem ahem! Really now! “Ooooh, look at me! I can do everything a unicorn can do, plus some other stuff! That makes me the better candidate in a job interview!” Bah! I suppose you feel the same way about changelings then?! I mean, they have magical horns, AND can fly, AND can change shape! You would have mere bugs be our masters, huh? Dating our uncles? Marrying our churches? Maybe you’d actually enjoy having us spend our existence as cattle, satiating the beastly appetites of these…. dark… glistening, armored love-hungry fiends…. Umm… I gotta go!”

Really Cool

@infinita est lux Solis  
Science Denial plain and simple, the longer they resist the Cuddle Takeover the longer they will be deprived of the wonders of Floof.

@Background Pony #642C  
That was why the unicorns went to war over it.

@infinita est lux Solis  
Rubbish! Kirin tea is obviously better!

@Background Pony #642C  
Last I heard, the unicorns and kirin went to war over tea!

“Your Zeeb?” And what about the Mud Pony Menace here at home?
 
Also, when are we going to prostrate ourselves to the Kirin? They’re obviously the superior race, they can do everything we Unicorns do, plus they have a magical connection with nature, can turn into fire spirits when incensed, have better singing voices and most importantly of all: they have natural floof.
 
To argue the superiority of the Unicorn-indeed of any Equestrian tribe-over the Kirin is pure and simple science denial. All hail our new Floofy Overlords, may they snuggle us forevermore.

@Nightweaver20xx  
(Insert “Rule Britannia” here)

“The best ways to oppress your zeeb”