@Background Pony #3218  
Hmm…. 1 generic businessman and 1 jar… I seem to be lost.

@TheSultanAkbar  
Oh trust me this will hurt WAY! more than jus a little 6” needle could ever hop to, think these kinda levels of pain.  
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@Background Pony #3218  
Oh, no! I pray so dearly for his bottom. Butt bloodies can be a nasty complication. I had to get one cut. Rammed a 6” needle right up there, sliced it up and covered with a tampon. It still haunts me to this day.
 
The fishy smell…

@TheSultanAkbar  
I supose you are right there my friend.  
Not just a doozy, BUT Raging Unbridled 100! Pure & Utter HELL!

@Background Pony #3218  
I suppose it is obviously the back to childhood, Groundgog day is just you failing a game level over and over while the latter is like losing all of your progress.  
Oh dear, “guy with name I don’t feel like writing” is gonna have a doozy in his bum, he will!

@TheSultanAkbar  
Yeah it truly is, i don’t know what is worse that or The Groundhog Day time loop.  
Poor guy, but remember that these are an Ultra! Concentrated form, they not only make you a bathroom slave for the rest of the day, but it will feel like you have eaten a 1000! Carolina Reapers, prepare of an Ultra! back burn.

@Background Pony #3218  
Ah, yes, the random back in time magical spell. Rather annoying.  
Also, that reminds me when some classmates poured an entire cup of laxative into another’s cola. He was never quite the same…

@Beauvoir Ferril  
Quote, that this all probably makes sense…  
Wel then try me.
 
@NLTLF  
I am being 100%! serious & this is 100%! not an act.
 
@Background Pony #36EF  
@TheSultanAkbar  
The eplanation is this simple awnser. Twilight Spakle & Sunset Shimmer had Moondancer & Morning Roast, then they got traped in a migacal spell that sent them back enogh in time to be around the same age as Twilight Spakle.
 
(Side-Note)  
I pur an Ultra! Concentrated form of Ex Lax on thoes popcorns.

@Background Pony #36EF  
It’s that child born with another child inside them situation. Very unpleasant.

@Beauvoir Ferril  
*most likely suffers obesity and blocked veins from the butter and salt

@NLTLF  
See? That’s why humanity just can’t go nowhere. No one takes anyone seriously!

@Beauvoir Ferril
 
not the popcorn joke…

@Background Pony #36EF  
Everything here is too broken to even attempt a proper explanation. I’m just here for the ride. *nomming on popcorn*

@Beauvoir Ferril  
that really isn’t explaining anything

@Background Pony #36EF  
Time travel. :v

@Background Pony #3218  
logical? i’m sorry, but how is moon dancer being the child of twilight while we see them in the actual show at the same age as children derived from any form of logic?

@Background Pony #3218
 
you can drop the act. i know you’re not being serious.

@Background Pony #3218  
I’m not going to. I may be a fan of the Multiverse Theory, and I know that this thing looks like a whole lot of nonsense, but I’m sure, up in that brain of yours, in whatever AU you have, that this all probably makes sense.

@NLTLF  
It wasnt mean’t to be funny, it was meant to show the most logical of all conclusions towards what their family tree looks like.
 
@Beauvoir Ferril  
Please go ahead & ask me anything you want.

@Beauvoir Ferril  
Aww, that’s what they all say!  
Unless you mean “brilliantly, radically, tubularly bad!”.

@NLTLF  
Act? Botched? There was no act to begin with! It’s all natural down here.

@TheSultanAkbar  

 
Brilliantly bad.

@TheSultanAkbar
 
i really dont care about the subject manner, it’s just that this whole act is botched so badly that there’s no chance of it being funny

@Beauvoir Ferril  
“What? How come I haven’t thought of this? This is brilliant!”

Looking at this tree had me going through all kinds of what.