Morris The dancer ( See Goodness Gracious Me ) BhangraMan

That’s too British for the Glimglam.

@Dark Tail  

 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_dance
 
tl;dr it’s a very very old rural English form of folk dance, and perhaps not well known outside the UK. Americans are English-speakers but there has been enough separation for long enough that things like this, observed from a distance, leave us a bit mindboggled, sort of like the English habit of eating jellied eels.
 
Then there is also the fact that many Americans are of non-English ethnic heritage. My father was the son of Russian immigrants. My mother’s family were Irish Protestants. Morris dancing is as outlandish to us as Mongolian throat-singing. The closest thing we have to this is the Mummers’ Parade in Philadelphia every New Year’s Day–which, I am sure, must look equally outlandish to the out-of-towners.
 
When I say this I mean no offense, and I am making no value judgments.

Glimmy does not want.

@Background Pony #D70A  

 
As in Morris Marina…?

@Bobthedalek  
“MY NEED TO DANCE HAS OVERWRITTEN MY NEED TO EXTERMINATE!”

@Dark Tail Pony #D70A”:/2090130#comment_8291007”@Einsman”:/2090130#comment_8291432  
I think the only time it was considered very briefly ‘cool’ was when the Supreme Dalek decided to join in…
 

@Background Pony #D70A  
More like boreus dancing

Starlight:Can I go now…

@Dark Tail  
Morris Dancing
 
Traditional English Dancing
 
It doesn’t exactly track as cool over there from what I understand.

@Background Pony #B53A  
That’s where Bob lives, yes.

Not familiar with this. Anyone want to give the abridged version?

This is way too English.