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And so it was, with Equis at last pacified, the God-Empress of Ponykind gathered her Legions and took to the stars to reunite the galaxy under her rule and locate her Primarchs, twenty genetically enhanced super beings created from a combination of The Empress’s own genetic material and that of ancient heroes of Equis from whom they took their name and image.
 
The first was Luna, Primarch of the Lunar Timberwolves. The second was Rockhoof, Primarch of the Space Timberwolves. (Entry Deleted by order of the Empress) The fourth was Applejack, Primarch of the Iron Hooves. The fifth was Rarity, Primarch of the Empress’s Foals. Next came Spike, Primarch of the Fire Drakes. Then Macintosh, Primarch of the Imperial Hooves. Flash Magnus, Primarch of the Ultraponies. Twilight Sparkle, Primarch of the Thousand Foals. Fluttershy, Primarch of the Blood Pegasi. Shining Armor, Primarch of the Dark Unicorns. Iron Will, Primarch of the Iron Minotaurs. Thorax, Primarch of the Death Changelings. Blueblood, Primarch of the Harmony Bearers. Rainbow Dash, Primarch of the Rainbow Scars. Stygian, Primarch of the Shadow Lords. Pinkamena, Primarch of the Pony Eaters. Wallflower, Primarch of the Memory Guard. (Entry deleted by order of the Empress) And finally, the twin Primarchs Cloud Kicker and Cloud Chaser, Primarchs of the Hydra Legion.