@clopficsinthecomments  
Just like Anon’s life is incomplete?

@Chuy Ryu  

 
Hmm I’m not sure. They’ve got two different strains.  
Shouting’s is a sexual deviant shitposter type  
Pencils’ is the supreme gentleman white knight type
 
Shouting’s variation is more of a Chad type so I’d say Pencil’s anon would be the bigger autist.
 
(This only applies to the internet variation of the term, obviously)

@Meanlucario  
The series of fics is called “Anon bangs… x”
 
I guess I could have him just creeping them. But it feels like it’s incomplete.
 
He wants ty get a notch for each Mane 6 MILF.
 
Even if necromancy needs to get involved.

@Nightweaver20xx  

 
tie

yeah I mean wtf did you expect, yelling like that :P

@clopficsinthecomments  
Why not just have the fic be about Igneous and Cloudy?

I think I might have a theory… Anon and quartz accidentally get married because of some archaic rock law…
 
Polygamy in the rock Amish is A-OK.
 
And as a strictly traditional mare, Quartz knows how to do her duty on her wedding night.

@Background Pony #51B4  
“Anon, I’m pregnant.”  
Anon runs through the wall in a cold sweat, never to be hear from again

@Stotter
 
@Meanlucario
 
these then anon gets resurrected by “magic” and lives in fear of milfs now

Anon Status:  

Asshole

@Meanlucario  
Seems right considering anon

@Stotter  
I prefer my theory of he dies drinking Pinkie’s brew, thinks he’s meeting her in Haven, but she becomes a stallion/has a dick to pound his ass with and he realizes that he’s in Hell.

@Background Pony #D75C  
He doesn’t want Cloudy to get blood in her mane again this week.

@Background Pony #D75C  
That would probably be a good angle, but hear this out:
 
Younger Anon in flashback hitting on Pear Butter, the first milf he ever hits on. She gives him advice, but he interprets that advice in such a way that it explains his current M.O.

@Nightweaver20xx  

 

@Background Pony #7C19  
Why? If anyone was “entitled” to beat Anon up for hitting on Cloudy, I would thunk it’d be Cloudy herself.

According to traditional law Igneous is still entitled to beat him up for attempt even after being rejected.

@Nightweaver20xx  
I don’t think “autist” is the right word.

It is obvious that Igneous knows how to take care of his wife. They did not have 4 daughters for nothing.

Them Amish ponies, I tell you what. They’re a tough people.
 
By the way, Shouting and Pencils should have an Anon-off war to see who’s the bigger autist. I wonder who’d win?

by the way anon looks at cloudy quartz in Panel 20, I believe this will not be his last try

Did you just imply Limestone is the least attractive Pie  
_{I hope you choke on that cider}

@Meanlucario  
So both?