Damnit Apple Apple.

honeycrisp…seed… what?

Jazz Delicious?

Well golly, I’m Crispin Seed!

Red Delicious? I don’t get it sounds weird to me.

Ambrosia Seed. Cool, cool.

Red Leaf.
 
That sounds more like a resistance group than a pony name.

Fuji Blossom… Not bad, not bad.

I am Paula Delicious. That sounds more like my gender bent porn name.

Jazz Cider sounds kind of dirty, I don’t like my name.

If I were to come up with Apple names, I would rather use this site. It’s not as limited, and honestly, some of the combinations in this one don’t sound like they go together properly.