James A Williams
*Rainbow:* Sheesh, Twilight! This would be much easier if your butt wasn’t so huge!
*Twilight:* Hey! I can’t help myself! Now keep pushing!
*Rainbow:* Hhhnnnngg! This isn’t going to work. Your butt is too big and squishy.
*Twilight:* Ohh.
*Rarity:* Seriously though, Twilight, you really need to reduce a portion or two.
*Twilight:* Well, is it my fault that hayburgers taste so good?
*Rarity:* Well, I wouldn’t really know myself. I’m more of an ice cream pony. But even then, I know when to stop.
(Twilight sighs)
*Twilight:* Hey! I can’t help myself! Now keep pushing!
*Rainbow:* Hhhnnnngg! This isn’t going to work. Your butt is too big and squishy.
*Twilight:* Ohh.
*Rarity:* Seriously though, Twilight, you really need to reduce a portion or two.
*Twilight:* Well, is it my fault that hayburgers taste so good?
*Rarity:* Well, I wouldn’t really know myself. I’m more of an ice cream pony. But even then, I know when to stop.
(Twilight sighs)