I was thinking about the song “Crawling” by Linkin Park. I thought it was to the tune of that (I haven’t watched a full episode in years, we’re talking about when the Hub was still a thing). I didn’t realise it was a song in the show.

@ABronyAccount
 
I can’t wait for the person across from them to flip the table and shout, “that’s the last straw!”

@Background Pony #A2F2  
No we have more than the back

@BarryFromMars  
I see.

@phoenixacezero
 
Yes. You may need a pipe cleaner (as in a cleaner for a tobacco pipe) for the inside, though.

@BarryFromMars  
Interesting. Can it be washed?

@phoenixacezero
 
Only if you break it; it’s fairly thick glass, though and it’s hard to break if you’re paying attention and aren’t throwing it. My Father, who takes coumadin (a blood thinner) has used one for a while now.

@BarryFromMars  
Isn’t that more dangerous than plastic.

Straws are plastic.
 
Plastic is the easiest thing in the word to recycle.
 
Bans straws because “urr what is trashcan save turtle”.
 
Everypony in a full body wing and hoof cast drinking through a straw dies dehydrated.
 
Turtles dies anyways because the problem wasn’t straws.
 
Every other member of the Wonderbolts dies dehydrated after reckless stunts because Spitfire can’t talk sense to them anymore because mentioning straws is illegal.
 
Equestria loses it’s aerial sovereignty.
 
Dragons seize the opportunity and declare war on Equestria.
 
Equestria need aerial presence so they make a deal with the hippogriffons and griffons.
 
Griffons cucks Equestrians Pegasus hard and replace the pony population.
 
Loses war to Dragons anyway because only the Wonderbolts had millennial old knowledge on fighting dragons.  
 
Now there are no turtles, no ponies, no Equestria and no straws, thanks libtards for banning straws.

@phoenixacezero
 
That’s a thing now? web searches. Oh. Well, you can always buy a glass straw.
 

@infinita est lux Solis  
I can’t wait for the day when someone in a fast food restaurant leaps up from their booth, red plastic tube held skyward, and loudly declares, “THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!”

@phoenixacezero  
I assume they’ll be used until we have no more.

@Vree  
I see. So what will happen to the straws already made?

@phoenixacezero  
It’s got nothing to do with drug use; it’s related to reducing plastic waste dumping.

@phoenixacezero  
I’m sure the law has exceptions for organizations like that.

@infinita est lux Solis  
What about medical uses?

@phoenixacezero  
I assume that the reason that straws are being banned is due more to wastefulness and environmentalism than drug-use.

@Vree  
Which is a dumb law considering people can still snort cocaine with their nose.

Straws are going to be banned soon tho’.

Well as long as somepony puts a little umbrella in the food…

You think you got it made in the shade? Well things are going to be shady indeed when you cant go out into the sun. Cuz your in a full body wing and hoof case, DRINKING THROUGH A STRAAAAWW!