Pedals got a little bored on the range. The suppressor was nice and warm and well… you know. As it turns out gun lube can work as a great oil based lube. (This was a joke, I am not responsible for any of you tards going to the hospital because you keistered something slathered in CLP. Also it might damage your sex toy if it’s silicone as you should only ever use water based lubricants for them. I mean I’m sure you could get away with it with like Bad Dragon or another high quality toy. I mean shit you can boil the fucking things or put them in the dish washer. I wouldn’t try it though as those are pretty damn expensive and I cherish my collection of toys that I’ve basically spent my life savings on. With that being said I’m going to open for commissions soon because I need a new computer and my dog just lost his job… some such sob story to cover up the fact that I just really need more dildos…)