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Spike - “But Smolder said “This” was a traditional custom of showing respect for a Female Dragon from a Male Dragon”.
Ember - “WHY THAT LITTLE CREEP”!
Ember - “WHY THAT LITTLE CREEP”!
That’s the only acceptable response to that.
Spike : ……….Okay
Okay. Thanks. I’m certainly not an expert on scales.
I would think though that, given just how tough dragons are in the show, that they have some strong scales.
BTW, is it true that scales feel even softer right after snakes have molted?
Scales aren’t always that hard. Snakes can feel surprisingly squishy, not unlike breasts.
I imagine so.
So scaley, and less squishy basically?
Probably like any woman’s breast, just harder because of the scales.
GRAAAGHHH! Stop perv’ing up my mind, Derpibooru!
Spike: (soprano scream)
Edited
And then Ember would strangle her.
ember: your supposed to put your hand lower, that’s showing respect to a female dragon.