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You know Dashie and Shimmer and Flutters and Twilight  
Coco and Chrysy and Ponker and Celly  
But do you recall  
The most stinky waifu of all?

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Typically turned to the funny pages - For Patreon supporters
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Silver Bit -
Ruby -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon supporters

why
Floor Bored the unwashed reindeer  
Had a very stinky coat  
And when the others smelt her  
They would start to cough and choke

 
All of the other reindeer  
Rightly stayed away from her  
She was just unsociable  
And didn’t really like their words

 
Then one stinky Christmas eve,  
Santa came to say  
“Floor Bored with your ass so swamp,  
Get off my property at once”

 
Floor Bored the unwashed reindeer  
Was forced to move down south again  
Her squatting in Santa’s workshop  
Had finally come to an end

 
So once again we find her  
Squatting in a library  
Eating cheap-ass noodles  
And finding trash manga to read