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“Oh wow! Celestia showing her full power in a battle to the death! This is gonna be awesome!” :D
 
(Celestia gets defeated)
 
“Fuck you, you useless bitch!” :D

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Lusty recon

pussy ovary love destroy
Hey, calm down, she is a just diplomat after all. That’s why she keeps the guards around herself and sends spec team from 6 personal to do everything outside.
 
But again I have to admit I also expect more of her magic power.
Niggoslav_Krawczyk
Duck - Niggoslav_Kwaczyk
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
A Perfectly Normal Pony - Drinky_Butt
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

VIVA LA NOCTE
But I like rape pornos in trailer parks ;-;
 
spoilers: Luna was totally tearing the heads off an apocalypse hydra.  
Changelings? A threat to the kingdom? ‘Pffft, we’re sure my sister can handle those puny things! Now lets go kick some monstrous reptilian tail!’  
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Trickquestion
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

When we see him in flashbacks, he was a wizard.
 
When we see him in present, he’s a shadowy Eldritch Abomination.
 
One of those forms is significantly easier to place in a guillotine.
 
All part of her plan to add the Crystal Empire to the glorious Equestrian collective in a thousand years time.  
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Trickquestion
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Ah yes, the Crystal Empire. Celestia sends a neurotic grad student to solve the problem she herself made worse by turning an overlord into an abomination, then after her student fucks up seizes control of a sovereign country by placing a foreign national on the throne.
ThatGuyImpious
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Well, then, the most I’ll give Luna is that maybe she had a plan to take down Chrysalis and save her sister and her friends and all the Canterlot ponies and get the big damn hero moment she so desperately craves, only for the POWAH OF LURVE to do the job and leave her standing there feeling like a worthless, apathetic piece of shit undeserving to call herself a leader of her nation.
 
That still explains why she was so desperate to go to the Crystal Empire. She wanted to atone for not being there for those who needed her. But that was a task meant for Twilight.
Trickquestion
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Well you’re right Impious… From a human point of view. You see, extensive field research has lead me to determine that ponies have much shorter memories then humans do, based onmy observations of Subjects Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, and your personal favorite dear Impious, Fluttershy.
 
Thus, is Celestia were to die, Luna could then take the field and kill Chrysalis with a sneak attack. Shadows and deception are her forte after all. If Celestia wins, then the Changlings are one less thing she has to worry about and can continue to do things the slow way.
ThatGuyImpious
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Clowndicks
 
Like the late Robert C. Byrd. Just put her name all over the country, literally everywhere.
 
But yeah, textbook Worf Effect. She got publicly humiliated so the (then) paper-thin new characters could beat the hilariously stupid insect monster with the power of love.
 
At least the pilot makes them likable. Although it was really still just a toy commercial. Hey, I’ve settled for less before.