(features modified screencaps from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
TRANSCRIPT:
DISCORD: …Greetings and salutations, everypony! So good to see you, my dear Princess Twilight… So, I hear you finally got over your irrational fear of quesadillas?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Does EVERYPONY know about that now? I thought Gabby Gums retired…
PINKIE PIE: And how! After eating 28 pancakes, she was totally blowin’ it up in there…
TWILIGHT: Come on, it’s not like nopony else…
RARITY: It’s really nothing to be that embarrassed about. My dear, Zecora makes an excellent herbal remedy for… ahem, less ladylike emissions.
DISCORD: Oooohh… A potential pick-me-up for a dyspeptic pony princess?
APPLEJACK: After all, if it ain’t payin’ rent…
RAINBOW DASH: …Kick it out!
FLUTTERSHY: Now, girls… It’s not easy… being breezy…
DASHIE: Good one… Flutterblast.
PINKIE: A sound and a fury, signifying nothing!
RARITY: Can we PLEASE talk about something else already?
DISCORD: So, good friends bonding over flatulence then?
TWILIGHT: Um, that’s not quite right…
AJ: Guess ya had to be there.
TWILIGHT: Uh, Spike, you’re not writing all of this down, are you?
SPIKE: If it ain’t payin’ rent… I’ve gotta remember that!…
TWILIGHT: And since when did you ever pay any rent?