Fluttershy: Heh, don’t let my husband hear that or he might not let you in next time
Discord: Tch… Truly, I wonder how that’d be, you and I.
Fluttershy: Fun for a while but I doubt we’d be happy in a relationship like that.
Discord: I thought so too.
Fluttershy: What brought this on?
Discord: …I fell for a mare.
Fluttershy: Oh! Thats wonderful! Who is it? Have I met her?
Discord: [Nods] But I fear I might lose her too soon.
Fluttershy: Eh?
Discord: She isn’t immortal like Celes- like the princesses nor is she young like you.
Fluttershy: So you fear her growing old?
Discord: [Nods]
Fluttershy: So what did you do?
Discord: I… Ran away…
Fluttershy: …Really? The god of chaos runs away from commitment?
Discord: It’s not that! It’s… I fell in love once and lost her too. To another pony and to death. I… I’m not sure how much more I could
take. With you, you’re young so you have so much time to live but her…
Fluttershy: Time is too short?
Discord: [Nods] I so want to be beside her. She is… she is like no pony I’ve ever met. Smart and witty and such a joy to talk to. She throws even me for loops. I want to spend all of eternity listening to her weave her rhymes and smile at me.
Fluttershy: Discord…
Discord: But our time together would be so short