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JohnSamer

Drako:
Hi Scoots
You like killing
Why don't you learn from a professional
Pinkamina:
Hey!
I am professional
Drako:
There's a difference between professionalism
and a profession my friend
besides, you're just a mere amateur who glorifies themselves. Rather than a master of murder
Pinkamina:
Who are you calling amateur?
I never get caught
Drako:
I don't have to bother with caution
I'm skilled enough to escape any situation.
Keep playing with your kindergarden toys
I've toppled whole governments miss pie
I'd like to see you do the same
Pinkie:
I'm Pinkie Pie. I could control the universe if i wanted.
Drako:
That makes two of us.
You pray on the weak.
And that makes you weak.
You never attack anyone who has the ability to fight back.
And when you do you don't fight fair.
You strike them when their guard is down.
Taking advantage of their weakness.
Rather than piercing their strength.
With even greater strength.
Maybe Miss Pie it is you who are the weak one.
Pinkie:
Weak?!
I'm totally fit.
You've got a list of medical complains a mile long.
It's a wonder you've lasted this long.
You should be crippled by now.
Drako:
You're a measly example of broken down person who merely reacts to what life gives them.
Rather than being an instigator of fate.
Someone upsets you and you get mad.
Face it. You're a victim of your emotions.
I gave all that up long ago.
Pinkie:
At least I still have a soul
And is your example of how not to let your emotions rule you crying alone in a darkened room?
At least I'm not that pathetic.
Drako:
I chose what i want to feel.
I like to reflect. It makes me a atronger person.
You don't even think about what you do.
You just follow that little rule book of yours. Like it has all answers in the world.
Pinkie:
We are much the same in that respect
You have a code that you doggedly follow no matter what your opinion is.
You're the slave here not me.
I'm free to kill who i want if i wanted to.
Drako:
lies
you couldn't kill Scootaloo
Why is that?
because you pitied her?
You let that part of you speak
You are a hypocrite.
Pinkie:
I guess I'm gonna have to bring in your number a lot more early than scheduled.
Pity, I liked your work.
Drako:
I'm afraid miss Pie that I have an order.
And much as i admire your work I must deliver.
Pinkie:
You're all talk
The only delivery that's happening today
Is an order for dragon cupcakes
Fresh from Sugarcube corner
Drako:
Come at me
I shall decorate ponyville with every scrap of your flesh
And with your bones build an effigy to justice
Pinkie:
I'll kill you!
Drako:
Have at thee!

some time later

Scoots:
Now I have a daddy too
Drako:
Kid
You're alright
Pinkie:
So how are we gonna do this?
Drako:
Change the numbers system
I'll choose the candidates-
Pinkie:
Stop right there
I'm not changing that
Drako:
fine
I'll kill who i like
You kill who you like
But if you ever interfere with my code again I'm coming right back here to put an end to this.
Pinkie:
And when your number is up
I'll be coming for you
Drako:
I'll be ready
Pinkie:
No you wont
But I will
Drako:
Doesn't matter
I can kill you regardless
Pinkie:
So you say
Drako:
And you should know I always keep my word
Well, I must depart
Pinkie:
see you later
when you least expect it
Drako:
cute