Okay, here’s my due. *Gives cuddles, kisses, and cake* ❤

@Uncreative_guy  

 
ftfy

Yes, because I don’t live in Equestria and therefore don’t need to pay taxes.

@Background Pony #0D6D  
>shooting an immortal
 
Effective.

@Cirrus Light  
Thas too bad.  

When you joke about tax evasion with Celestia.
 

@Cirrus Light  
This is a good plan.

Hey. Hey. Hey.
 
Let’s strike a deal.
 
I work on developing you AI+robots that will take you past the singularity and your nation can subsist off robotic labor
 
and I don’t have to pay taxes.
 
Deal?

…ya take Rupees?

HA! I HAVE NO MONEY!

Err…
 
Howdy!

@Kamazeustra  

 
Underrated post.

@Background Pony #E4B1  
Worst, she will banish you and then put you in pony jail. That is just like horse jail except with a lower ceiling.

What are ya gonna do? Put me in horse jail?

You got that right.  

If by taxes you mean love and by pay you mean you, then no.

Bitch please you will never take my gains.
 

She has to buy the royal oat cakes somehow.

Well looks like I’m paying my taxes now.

@Havock  
 
Twiley Loves Taxes Indeed

[scrolls with the fury of ten thousand suns]

@Hakar  
That’s because Batman is stupid rich!

@TJPones  
Ooooo and Luna has the loop of hair on the top of her head. I call it the “Luna Loop.” X3