Only if he were to ask me to do so. I wouldn’t do it without him knowing.

i would be his dad :)

Yes. Only because it would make him smile.
 
I might not be his father, heck I’m only twenty, but I’d definitely be his daddy.

Being a stepdad isn’t pretending, so… Unless you mean truly pretending, in which case I raise my middle finger and kiss it in your general direction you English kinicket.

I’m pretty sure being best buds with him would work. And wouldn’t involve a horrible lie.

Also, who said anything about pretending?

I’d pretend to be his uncle but not his father. Then I’d drag him, Twilight, Shining and Cadance on thrill-packing treasure hunts and exciting globetrotting adventures.

100%

I’d do it for the free stuff alone.

No. That’s an asshole move.

No? What the fuck? He’ll be furious when he finds out it was bullshit.

only if his mom is hot

I can’t just lie to the kid.

i wood

No.

Of course! <3