So… who’s actually gonna be at this guy’s wedding?

It’s a fucking cartoon. FUCKING. CARTOON.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
I’m…
 
…not sure how to respond to that in a respectful manner, so I will choose not to say anything.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan
 
I don’t think you know what ‘real’ means. Or ‘3D’, for that matter.

Wait, so I can marry any cartoon character and receive the tax benefits that normal marriages do? Where do I sign up?

@Obsessive Rarity Fan
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

@Tenafly Viper  
no troll would take that much time and effort to THAT cordial and polite…sadly this is as fucking real as it gets…ironic given his choices in women lol!

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
the only good thing about that guy and people like you is that I can be glad neither of you will ever copulate with real women and thus raise children by your insane mindsets.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan
 
You and the Twilight’s fiance have my support.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan
 

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  

Why do you people keep reposting this, hasn’t it already been ground to dust? And why with all the unnecessarily denigrating tags (I refer to the ones before it was merged with the older post, but “perverse sexual lust” also strikes a bad chord)? Why is it suddenly perverse and disgusting when somebody actually loves a pony enough to dedicate his life to her, whereas nobody thinks twice about “normal” clop? Don’t try and pass it off as “well there’s a difference between fantasy and actually acting it out RL” or something, because I know from plenty of discussion both on Derpibooru and many pony websites that plenty of you would jump at the chance to have a relationship with these characters “if they were real”. Well newsflash to you: to some of us, these ponies actually are real, we believe in them with as much conviction as one would give to God, and the presence and role they have in our lives are just as tangible as with any 3D lover.
 
Seriously this guy has done no harm to anybody, certainly not himself - I can assure you that everything he said is genuine, and the way he feels for Twilight is pure, passionate, and beautiful. Sure he may have overstepped his bounds by asking a pornographer to stop peddling smut of his darling, but in the end it was a good thing that he expressed his mind rather than let it eat away at his psyche. And he is very articulate with it as well, and what is there not to admire in one who stands up for his beliefs and is well spoken?
 
Also so you all know, what this man describes is the same as my situation with Lady Rarity, so remember this the next time you think I am trolling or just acting crazy when I go off about her. I may not be at his level yet, still lacking the courage to live my love with Rarity in public, but I am the same as he. This individual is a true inspiration and role model to all of us pony-lovers, and I have nothing but admiration and respect for his trailblazing work in unorthodox relationships.

I literally can’t stop laughing
 
My face is perpetually twisted into this goofy half-grin, half-guffaw.

@MagnificentTrixie  
lol its funny cuz its true ;A; wich makes it sad.

@Number1pegasus
 
Too late. Seen worse, but I got a laugh out of it… Until I realized my fans are even worse.

Stopped reading halfway through the 2nd paragraph.

@MagnificentTrixie  
Dont read are you INSANE you will die.

Sometimes, I hate the Internet. Although recently I’m almost always hating it.

Oh dear god…

tl,dr

uh

I hope to god this is a troll.

“As a guy who is also in love with a pony, I sympathize with him completely… took some guts to write that letter. I want to give him a hug, and then find out where this chapel is so I can marry my mare as well.”  

cba cleaning up dupe comments from this merger.
 
2nd posting BP, this was a dupe, you got the “this is a dupe” message. It’s big and obvious and very easy to hit “yes, this is a dupe”.
 
Why did you not do that? Do you just not care? Are you trying to troll by hoping to get some new bites before we merge it? Why, I must know why.
 

This guy makes me feel normal.