By the way, if they hate happy endings, why the fuck would they be bronies (or pegasisters) in the first place?
 
The entire franchise is built on nothing BUT happy endings!

April can’t come soon enough.
 
I want to see, with my own two eyes, in my theater seat, the snap being undone.
 
That way, all the idiots going “WAAAH I WANT SOME OF THEM TO STAY DEAD BECAUSE I’M AN IMMATURE EDGELORD WHO CAN’T STAND PROPER RESOLUTIONS TO STORY ARCS!” will finally shut up.

@genervt  
Half of them might be.

@Background Pony #0A2D  
All your questions will be answered next year.

@slate. ///
 
Why can’t Scott simply escape the Quantum Realm like he did in the first Ant-Man movie?
 
What the hell was the point of Ghost’s character arc if Thanos is gonna end up killing her anyway (either directly via the snap, or indirectly by denying her access to the quantum energy she needs in order to live)?
 
What the hell is Captain Marvel supposed to do against Thanos?
 
How the hell can we be invested in the Kree-Skrull war if we know it HAS to lead to nothing?
 
Why are Captain America and Hawkeye insisting on their “Nomad” and “Ronin” identities if Thanos made the Civil War a moot point?
 
Why won’t the Hulk come out even when Bruce Banner is shown being angry and in pain, since the entire point of the character is that pain and anger make Banner hulk out REGARDLESS of “Hulk not wanting to be used as a weapon”? The transformation is INVOLUNTARY, Hulk doesn’t get a say in the matter.
 
Why was Doctor Strange so adamant in not wanting to give up the Time Stone? In the comics it would make sense because the Eye of Agamotto powers his magic, but in the movies Strange can use magic without external help, and the Eye of Agamotto is just the Time Stone, so why not give it up first chance he gets?
 
If Thanos wants to balance the entire universe, why do we only see the effects on Earth? What about Xandar, Skaar, Jotunheim, the Sovereign homeworld, the Kree homeworld, the Skrull homeworld? How did the snap affect them?||||

I can relate, Shimmy.