Awwwwwwww  
Come here,you little ball of cuteness

Oh Twilight you silly filly.

@JohnSamer: Dafuq did I just read?

John Samer:  
walks in and sees this  
NO  
OH GODS NO  
no way  
hell no  
I’m outta here  
walks out  
comes back in  
okay we got off to a bad start  
let’s start by dating  
I like Morrison’s food  
you wanna..  
Twilight pounces Jay  
Help!  
I need a non-virgin!  
Pow Qwester bursts through the door  
Dude  
You’re a virgin  
Pow Qwester:  
No I aint!  
Twilight:  
I read his diary  
He’s a virgin  
Tsuchioh walks in  
Tsuchioh:  
JESUS JIMINY CHRISTMAS!  
Get your hands off my girl!  
John Samer:  
It’s not my fault! She just flung herself at me!  
Tsuchioh:  
Are you calling my wife a whore?!  
Twilight:  
Well you’re never home. You’re always doing motion capture for shitty games like Mortal Kombat. A lady has needs.  
Pow Qwester:  
Did that bitch just bad-mouth Mortal Kombat!  
Outta the way Jay that bitch is going dahn!  
aims RPD at the two of them on the floor  
suddenly bubbles  
BOOM  
wheelchair parts fly in all directions  
Oh My Gods! Bubbles! Are you okay! Where are you?  
Bubbles is hanging from the ceiling  
Bubbles:  
Up here daddy.  
I don’t want you to hurt aunt Twilight.  
Jay grabs Twilight’s horn and they both teleport to outside Flushy’s house  
Twilight:  
How did you know how to do that?  
John Samer:  
I’m the writer of this fanfiction universe. I can make the sky green if i wanted.  
Twilight:  
Then why didn’t you just not write this whole thing?  
John Samer:  
Well you gotta admit. Drama is fun.  
Twilight:  
Can you let go of my horn now?  
John Samer:  
I keep trying but I’m mesmerized by its shape.  
Oh gods I think Ponies have made me gay!  
I knew it would happen one day.  
And just for the record.  
I don’t fancy you one bit Twilight.  
No matter how many times the fans ship me with you.  
Twilight:  
So this was all just fanservice?!  
John Samer:  
Well duh!  
couldn’t you tell?  
a love affair.  
an action scene.  
it’s like something from a shitty soap opera.  
Twilight:  
So how does it end?  
John Samer:  
Just like all soap operas do.  
On a cliffhanger.  
pokes Twilights horn  
twilight kicks him in the balls  
Okay, that’s enough fanservice.