Space Pirate
Duck - User has no empathy for other waterfowl
A Perfectly Normal Pony - <TheToasterRepairPony> Social reforms require sacrifice.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

I regret nothing
They’ll admit that Scootaloo has lesbian aunts but won’t canonize Lyrabon  
Buncha pussies
Background Pony #380B
well they could be like the CMC.
MadVillain
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Horses in the 🅱ack
The holiday isn’t strictly about romantic love. Quote from Hasbro itself.
 
“Celebrate your special somepony on Hearts and Hooves Day whether it’s the one you love, or simply your best friend! — Lyra Heartstrings and Sweetie Drops
Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, everypony! Share this with your friends because they are the most special someponies of all!!”
Background Pony #8F97
Lies. They are friends and have stallions they are dating.