Me, who has about to take a drink: WHAT THE FUUUCK!! throws it on the ground

How ’bout no??????

@Twi Clown  
It would be painful.

@Goddess Erosia
 
Or take it off.

@Twi Clown
 
@Background Pony #E814
 
what if you bend it up tho

@Twi Clown  
He’s a toy, he has to keep his composure in all situations while humans are looking, even if his arm is being ripped off or his dick is being bent downwards.

@Goddess Erosia
 
Let’s see if he keeps that smug grin when I bend that thing down.

@Badumsquish  

 
Yeah, Buzz’s face is like
 
yeeeahh you know what you like you lil slut
 
don’t tell your parents

@Goddess Erosia  
That HAS to have been intentional. Like, that was a designer who hated his job or was a day from retiring or something XD

@Background Pony #E814
 
A question like that seems a lot more worthy of Toy Story characters than it is for this extremely seductive juice pony bottle. Would chipping off a piece of Buzz’s space suit be the same as ripping Woody’s arm off?
 
 
Speaking of which I’m sad that apparently the image I sent a year ago in response to this image is now broken….
 
So here’s the original joke back in HD because the world needs to be reminded.
 

 
And this time we got a suspiciously erect disney princess as well

@Background Pony #E814  
Like clothes XD

Would cutting/tearing the label off hurt, or would that just be like cutting/tearing her clothes off?

@SuperSupermario24  
Yeah… there’s a reason you don’t hear about it nowadays, I saw, like, 2 commercials then never heard of them again. XD

@chi  
I have no idea what that is, but that name sounds extremely cursed.

@chi  
OH RIGHT! I forgot about those. Talk about a blast from the past. XD

@Turbotowns  
I remember them now. “Belly Washers”

@chi  
What your thinking of, is likely in the same vein as these “good girl” drinks.

I can’t remember the name but this reminds me of those drinks with Cartoon Network characters like this

@Turbotowns  
I tried one out of curiosity. They’re okay, but it was too sweet :P

They sucked (her) brains out.

twilight just put me at a loss

My mom got a rarity one for a little girl she babysits(and several others, like Mikey(from TMNT), Elsa(From Frozen of course), and Buzz Lightyear).

@Background Pony #E00B  
Maybe :P

@Badumsquish
 
I had a random thought. Have you ever considered ponifying the book from Inspiration Manifestation?

@Background Pony #E814  
I’m surprised Fluttershy’s isn’t pink lemonade though :D