@SeraphimDawn  
hey, that what she says is true and it is canon or it is not true nor it is canon?

@Background Pony #2EE9  
Is real or not real

@noobiestbrony  
you Does this mean it’s not true nor official?

@Macaroni C-Pony  
Can’t be, we already know Spoiled milk changed her name to filthy rich’s :p

We need more SandalShy

I’m just going to pretend Caramel’s first name is Jonathan…
 
…and that Applejack’s last name is “Smith” like Granny…
 
…And that in Equestria, it’s the guy who changes his last name in marriage…
 
Meet John Smith, Everpony!  

Maybe??? NOT!!!!!!!

Whyaren’t there more Sandalshy art?!

Pinkie seducing Shining is hot

@Pagan  
I’m pretty sure you don’t want to shoot princesses or chemical weapons xp
 
I know what you meant, I’m jk

@Cirrus Light  
Are you sure? You could probably shoot her like a chemical weapon.

@angrybrony  
Skyla isn’t artillery xp

@angrybrony  
Fine by me. ;)

@noobiestbrony  
she’d break you like an egg.

@angrybrony  
>implying we haven’t

@noobiestbrony  
maybe you’d get to first base or score a touch down or what it is that happoens in sports
 
that or you two could just phuck

@SeraphimDawn  
I work wonders don’t I? Lel, I don’t even play baseball.
 
But I would for her…

The idea Rainbow even simply tells anyone she has a crush is stunning.

@angrybrony  
It’s not canon but that doesn’t mean it can’t be discussed.

@SeraphimDawn
 
@Background is Best Pony
 
@noobiestbrony  
honestly this is about as cannon as skyla.

@SeraphimDawn
 
 
@Background is Best Pony  
Makes sense.

@SeraphimDawn  
Meh, I had a crush on an older guy who went to a different school for a couple years.
 
Maybe he was in Maud’s grade? Perhaps Maud and Shining dated for a bit and Pinkie fell in love with him.
 
That would also explain how Pinkie knew about the human Twilight in EqG1 (aside from Pinkie Sense): she had heard Shining talking about his little sister to mom.

Pinkie’s “crush” one Shining is so random. Even by whatever semblance to standards Pinkie has.  
They don’t even go to the same school and are ages apart.  
I get the writers pulled this one out of their asses.
 
But then, Pinkie is random. She might be joking.

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