Background Pony #6B9F
Grown up guys discussing about a book for 8 years old girls
That's just surrealist Haha
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@BackgroundLoL
I say none of it’s canon unless they decide to adapt one of them into the series
BackgroundLoL

@Background Pony #58CC
To be fair:
1. This might not be exactly canon, being just a piece of merchandise, not wriiten by any of the cartoon's writters, but a gal named Susan Ring, and this is aparently the only piece of MLP fiction she worked on.
2. As I pointed out bellow , Pinkie might be joking/trolling.
3. Rainbw Dash might have made up her crush on spot to not stand out when other girls describe their crushes (ie a version of the Girlfriend in Canada lie) hence how vague his description is.
4. Rarity doesn't tell she has a crush on Spike, just knows (dragon) Spike has a crush on her, and seems to find it adorable.
5. We don't know how related Jonathan is with Applejack. His probably from the Apple family, but might be a very distant cousin. (Also, he might not exist in terms of canon seeing this paragraph is the only place he was ever mentioned, connecting to my first point).
6. These are just crushes — not all crushes are pursued as relationships.
7. I think this whole bit is meant to be humorous, and doesn't take itself 100% seriously.

So let's not overreact here XD

(Then again, people nowdays usually overreact…)
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@Background Pony #58CC
Girls happen to find fucked up things cute. That's why fluttercord is popular.
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@Background Pony #58CC
You don't actually know what a "crush" is, do you?
Background Pony #9E41
Pinkie is a homewrecker
Rainbow has a crush on a boy she doesn't even know based on nothing but his physical abilities
Rarity is a dogf*cker
Applejack has crush on her brother/cousin

Yeah what the fuck?!
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If you see someone breaking the rules, please report it, but there's no reason to preemptively lock something because of a BP from 9 months ago.
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Should the comments be locked, since they were previously locked?
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Someone uploaded a much improved version of the image, so we merged them.
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Why is this being posted again? This book came out in 2016 and already established as just merch, and not canon.
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@BackgroundLoL
Because Shining Armor is wiser, while Zephyr Breeze is not.
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@Zaknel
Hmm, I think he would be ok with Fluttershy having a crush on Sandalwood, or even them going out, seeing Sandalwood seems to be a very nice guy.

Although it could funny and interesting if Shining Armor was more relaxed about his sister's romantic relationships, while with Fluttershy's boyfriend, Zephyr would be controlling XD
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@BackgroundLoL
And, what of Zephyr Breeze taking an interest in Fluttershy's crush?
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@Zaknel
Well, Shinning then might had been overprotective older brother.
Although I think after some initial disagreements, they would become more friendly, especially seeing they have some similarities.
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@BackgroundLoL
Okay… But what about when she did have an interest in him?
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@Zaknel
Hmm, with Sci-Twi I think the question would be how he (Shinning Armor) feels about Timber.

With pony Twilight, it's at least strongly implied she lost interest in Flash, to the point she even completelly ignored pony Flash, while Sunset noticed him:
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@Marnssj
Well, I stated before, I think it is possible Pinkie is joking/trolling people, and gave the most controversial answer she could think of, to trigger people in-universe, and out-universe (i.e. us). I mean, she wrote:
I'm going to write it fast, because it's a confession. There I said it Sh-h-h-h.

It looks to me at least, as if Pinkie pretended it to be a great secret, and is meant to be shown as trying to hard.

And seeing how at least some people reacted, she succeded XD

But YMMMV.


That, actually makes a surprising amount of sense…
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what would Fluttershy say if Rainbow Dash started liking Zephyr Breeze?

In that situation, she'd feel pity, not anger. Or, maybe she would actually be angry.

It would be interesting to see an episode where they deal with one of their mutual friends having a crush on their brother.

And what about vice versa. How does Shining Armor feel about Flash Sentry?
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@Marnssj
Well, I stated before, I think it is possible Pinkie is joking/trolling people, and gave the most controversial answer she could think of, to trigger people in-universe, and out-universe (i.e. us). I mean, she wrote:
I'm going to write it fast, because it's a confession. There I said it Sh-h-h-h.

It looks to me at least, as if Pinkie pretended it to be a great secret, and is meant to be shown as trying to hard.

And seeing how at least some people reacted, she succeded XD

But YMMMV.
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@Zaknel
It would be interesting to see an episode where they deal with one of their mutual friends having a crush on their brother. Like what would Twilight feel about Pinkie having a crush on Shining Armor? Or what would Fluttershy say if Rainbow Dash started liking Zephyr Breeze?
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Exactly. Maybe, it's just immature teenage hormones, and she would never do that as an adult…
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Just because Pinkie has a crush on Shining Armor doesn't mean he reciprocates, or even is aware of, her feelings.
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Or, maybe just not yet. Or, maybe it's another one of those cases of adultery.
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Pinkie's crush seems kinda odd…like cmon he's married with a kid

Well, I guess maybe not in her universe…for some reason…