My sword.  
LETS KICK SOME ASS

@Background Pony
 
That’s why a lot of vorarephiles don’t like “hard vore” as you described, or digestion. Most vorarephiles are into Soft Vore, where the prey is swallowed whole.

@CcgDragon2
 
FINALLY!
 
As a vorarephile, I was just waiting for someone to say that. :D
 
 
Empty soda cans aren’t exactly the best things to defend yourself with, so I guess I’ll just let her eat me. Not that I’d mind.

@CcgDragon2  
I don’t really swing that way, but I can tell you that it’s a lot less fun when your being ripped to pieces. The pain kinda gets in the way,

A lava lamp. Fortunately, this proves an excellent distraction.
 

 
(Not even making this up - I genuinely do have a Mathmos Telstar next to my PC).

A phone charger. Eh, I could try.

I got a horny Twilight Sparkle.  
Fuck.

I got a table so yeah im not fucked at all.

a glass bottle.  
im not really fucked at all.

…A Kindle…  
Welp, it was nice knowing you all! :D

Joke’s on you, I’m a vorarephile!

I have a mug of hot coffee. Somehow, I think that would only make her worse.

an…empty pop can…FUCK!

An actual muffin…  
I’ll just give it to her. No big. :)

A bottle of BBQ sauce…fuck…

…It’s a block of chocolate filled with mini-M&M’s.
 
I’ll just cross my fingers and hope that she can’t do anything without canines!

A basket… Hopefully she’ll fit under there.

I have a giant stuffed cheetah as a weapon… 0_0

Dirty cap and a spoon in it… FUUUUUUUU!!!1111

Some paper.I got dis.

Books!  
Glorious knowledge!  
If that should fail, I can always fall back and use the bookcase as a shield of sorts.

an 11th doctor sonic screwdriver. i feel good about my odds

a fucking webcam?

It’s… a great big lamp. I can wield it like a sword and it could do lots of damage, but… I don’t wanna hurt poor little Derpy!!

Technically, the entire planet is too my left. So, I’m prolly gonna be okay.