krwlng

@jmhguy  
so you rape her…and then YOU are the one that has to forgive her?….This logic…i like
Background Pony #C05E
look to the left  
Welp, I could always use my wallet to buy her MORE muffins if she promise to not eat me…
Background Pony #0D66
hm a book i could use that but if twilight found out that i was damaging a book to attack her friend she would be mad so im taking on a crazed pegasus and an angry unicorn somewhat f*cked but i like these odds [CHALLENGE ACCEPTED]
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*Looks to the left*
 
Let’s see here, I have a flashlight, a deck of cards, a DS Lite, a 3DS, my glasses, two old D-cell batteries, a WaxVac, my house key, two pens, an MP3 player, two HEXBUG toys, an electric candle, two containers full of BBs, a pack of AA batteries, a pencil, a Ho-Oh figure, a slinky, Pokemon Yellow and Gold cartridges, three cases of DS games, a measuring tape, a leatherman, and a rubber bouncy ball.
 
(Yeah, my desk is cluttered.)
MarauderPilot
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Wallet After Summer Sale -

A dresser if i could lift it i would be safe.
jmhguy

got my blanket so….  
1.place blanket on and wrap it around her.  
2.pin her down and put all my weight so she won’t escape.  
3.punish her by raping her to show that i am not a real muffin and impregnate to further my point.  
4.forgive her by getting her a real muffin.
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Creeper head. DING!  
>Puts Creeper head on  
>Derpy no longer wants to eat me  
>???  
>Profit.
krwlng

a pillow…WIN!
mcflurry
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

An old integrated amplifier and speaker system(What I use right now). Turns speaker up
Background Pony #7911
“Stay back! I have a potted plant!”
Background Pony #03F4
A door.
Background Pony #E8F4
My phone. Booyah…I think.
DisneyGal9

All I have is a pen  
Well it could be enough to cut her…?
Background Pony #5F45
A scanner.
Background Pony #6287
Well my TV throwing arm is a little rusty… Screw it I’ll take that chance!
Background Pony #0873
A portable fan. I guess when things get tight, I could turn it into a tiny lawnmower.
TamiyaGuy
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

A fancy camera with a massive-ass flashgun. Ech, I could temporarily blind her, I suppose. I don’t want to bludgeon her with my tripod unless things get really nasty.
Argobarg

Considering the stuff holding down my floor lamp, I think I’d have to resort to hand-to-hoof.
 
Immobilize her head with a hug and I think I’d be okay long enough for whatever it is to wear off…
Background Pony #801E
Sledgehammer.
 
This’ll do it
CMIZAX

Young Ruff-ian
I’d try to hog-tie her with my iphone charging cable and begin the belly rubs.
Background Pony #DE95
I take my couch and hit her on the head.
Kowalskicore
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Artist -

I <3 batponies
huh, last time it was a glass bottle, now its a coca cola bottle.
Background Pony #5E62
So I get to take that big ass painting off the wall and use it for something useful?  
I hope Derpy likes shards of glass in her face!
Shy-Brony

A tv remote, a t-shirt, and a towel.
 
Wait, can I only pick one?
anponymous

The Irony of this is, My Item, the one directly to my left, Is, A, MUFFIN!