@Background Human
What the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little mud pony? I”ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Unicorn SEALS (Super Equestrian Amorous Love Squad), and I”ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Saddle Arabia, and I have over 300 confirmed hugs. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I”m the top hugger in the entire Equestrian hooved forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the buck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Interneigh? Think again, bucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the country and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your snuggle virginity. You”re bucking cuddled, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that”s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed cuddling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Equestrian Snuggle Corps and I will use it to its full extent to cuddle your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking tongue. But you couldn”t, you didn”t, and now you”re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will pour love all over you and you will drown in it. You”re bucking dead, kiddo
Good question. A timeline of TJpones’s stuff over being fun and light hearted enough, turning into a mess of harsh cynicism of current works these days would be oddly appropriate here.
@Necarch
In all actuality, my good sir or madame, while I do see why it would be an easy mistake to make, I believe the mare in this image is, without a doubt, Rarity.
