Octavia: Wait, what does it say again? … Viynl Record Scratch! I thought I told you to start your diet 3 weeks ago! But no, your old greedy self told you “No way! Let’s make this big pile of fat bigger.” I’m very disappointed in you!
Vinyl: Pfft. Look who’s talking. You don’t look any thinner yourself.
Octavia: Oi! There’s a good reason why I am this size! It’s becaus-
Vinyl: It’s because you wanna get loads of fans on the internet, isn’t it?