Well, now Magic has Food tokens and you were quite close. Artifact rather than enchantments, 2 and sacrifice for 3 life rather than just sacrificing and gaining 2.
I like this, a Planeswalker that has a presence and that presents a threat without it’s big thing being super overpowered. The typing fits both Ditzy and the card’s effects quite nicely too.
Equestrian food is more magic than matter, hence the enchantment type. This is how logic works.
Muffins are empty-calorie “junk” food: less substantial and less fulfilling, but they go down easier than a game pie. XD
Edited because: Added light-hearted smiley at the end to better express the tone.
Actually it’s BASE POWER AND TOUGHNESS 5/5
So saying that they would all be 5/5’s is assuming that there aren’t any other effects in play to buff them up even more…
Win
If it wasn’t annoying then it wouldn’t be a Planeswalker card