“Best buds, right?
 
You can trust me
 
I’ll never do anything to hurt you
 
Your ex? I can talk to her for you
 
No, really, I insist
 
I’m a manipulator. I manipulate people
 
But not you
 
No.
 
I would never
 
You’re my best friend
 
You trust me, don’t you?
 
Your ex, I’ve talked to her
 
She is vile
 
She is scum
 
She is not to be trusted
 
But I am
 
You can trust me
 
She is not good enough for you
 
She is a monster
 
I may be too, but not as bad as her
 
Never as bad as her
 
I would never use you, or manipulate you
 
I love you.
 
Don’t you see my love for you?
 
When I guilt you when you don’t talk to me
 
Or break promises
 
Or keep secrets
 
I am perfect
 
Surely I have not kept anything from you
 
No secrets, no lies, no devious plans
 
Now that I think about it…
 
I can see why you liked her
 
Your ex, yeah
 
She isn’t so bad
 
She and I could work
 
All three of us
 
Together
 
Wouldn’t that be nice?
 
What? You don’t like that idea?
 
Well, you’re wrong
 
It could work
 
I’ll never leave you
 
Even if you hate me I’ll still love you
 
What’s that? You need time to yourself?
 
Ah ah ah..wouldn’t want to do that
 
I’ll get closer to her, you know
 
Closer and closer.
 
Every time you take your eyes off me
 
I’ll just go to her
 
That’s not manipulation or a threat
 
It’s true friendship
 
And I’m your true friend
 
But I feel closer to her now
 
Closer than I ever was with you
 
I can see why you like her
 
I can see why you loved her
 
I will take her now
 
Because it is only me she wants
 
No longer you
 
You don’t want to love me?
 
Well it’s okay, she can do just as good of a job
 
I lied
 
About who I was
 
I lied
 
About what you meant to me
 
You were merely a pawn, like her
 
Like everyone
 
But I’m still your best friend
 
Right…bud?”