Weekend at dead cat lady’s huh, that one guy just can’t catch a break

!porg!

|||| lol

@Background Pony #4488
 
Omelette du Fromage!

@Background Pony #4488  
!SSA YDNAC OY PU THGIARTS ME’ EVOHS DNA ,syawedis me’ nrut ,snoinipo ruoy ekaT

@Fighterpilot555  
THAT’S ALL YOU CAN SAY THAT’S ALL YOU CAN SAY LOL!  
But whatever…

@Background Pony #4488  
Good for you

I find it funny that Rey’s paren’ts are revealed to be alcoholic gamblers who were each other’s enablers. Sold AWAY for drinking money. LOL I wonder how she didn’t get born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. REY: the K. Kennedy self insert rejected by her parents! Bland and dull in most areas, and somehow can pilot like Han Solo(if she were just a good scavenger & mechanic I would like her better). Jyn is better than her, and she dies at the end of Rouge One!

@Background Pony #4488  
Good for you

75% of them after watching TLJ in theaters: WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? SO MANY PLOTHOLES! They had LUKE BECOME A CRANKY HERMIT AFTER ROTJ! WHY NO EXPLANATION FOR WHO REY’S PARENTS ARE?  
||WHY A POINTLESS CASINO SUBLPLOT, WHY NO DAMN BACKSTORY FOR SNOKE? THEY even BORROWED ELEMENTS FROM ROTJ! Screw this! I’m not gonna see episode IX! ||

@team blueplant  
Puffin too

@Sr Pelusa  
i thought it was owl or seagull with penguin

@team blueplant  
Chewbacca’s favorite food, taste like chicken and rabbit

@Ilovemyoozik  
I’d rather see that lame cash-in sequel tgan the Star Wars one. Because, you know, dead cat lady.

@neo4812  
also the movie is still serious

@northern haste
 
@team blueplant  
Furry little Viet Cong analogies.

@northern haste  
by using ambushing tactics and numbers
 
besides, come on, we all know that stormtrooper armor is made out of cheap plastic that can be perfored with a toy knife

Dat Rick & Morty reference doe

@team blueplant  
yep teddy bears with rocks and arrows defeating Stormtroopers  
so serious

@northern haste  
but the ewoks did try to fight the imperium with primitive machinery
 
and the ewoks were cute, annoying (for the imperium), usefull and funny

@neo4812  
the Ewoks would like a word with you

@northern haste  
ohh goody something cute and annoying, member when star wars was taken a little bit more seriously? why must this thing exist? are space battles not enough any more? they create whatever the hell that thing to bring the kids?

@northern haste
 
@SwordKing
 
ah, i see, im just gona see the movie today in a couple of hours

@team blueplant  
Chewbacca’s new sidekick and/or in-flight snack.