@Cheeses  

What if I date the voice actor … and she wears a costume of that pony she gives her voice??

With the existence of tulpae, your point is rendered moot.

My waifu is The Smiling Pony. c:

@Background Pony #9034  

 

@Background Pony #9034  

If my waifu was real, I’d want her to have someone better than me.

We can make her real! We have technology!

Mine inflates, so technically it is real.

And yet here you are, dear.

@Background Pony #9763  
Yeah, but ponies are magical and magic doesn’t exist IRL. So it isn’t covered under the umbrella of things that could possibly exist. But I’m no cosmologist and would be happy to be proven wrong.

But the chances that my waifu becomes real and falls in love with me are higher than the chances that a real life chick falls in love with me.  
CRAAAAAWLIIING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIN

actually because the universe and by extension the multiverse is infinite everything that could possibly exist must exist which includes my waifu

Your also not real AJ…..

Joke’s on you, she wouldn’t love me even if she was