@Background Pony Number 17  
or if somepony calls him out on his bullshit sceams

@neo4812  
So, he keeps parachutes stashed all over the zeppelin in case of parachute emergencies?

I still think it’s pretty amusing that the lesson he learned from “Putting Your Hoof Down” wasn’t “don’t be overly pushy” but “don’t include no satisfaction clauses and cover your ass with legalese”.
 
I hope we’ll see him again. He’s a fun character.

eh dunno what i feel bout him being a bit of a conman. albeit i guess anyone who was an ‘assertivness guide’ isn’t exactly in a stable honest business

@Crowley  
well he might hve been prepared to jump, but he probably didn’t realize he left all the bits on the zeppelin :P.  
so much for no refunds.

@Background Pony #D305  
it was probable hanging off the side of the boat, a bunch of them all around the boat just incase something like this happens

You know, had it just been a parachute, that would still have been a pretty funny scene. But the fact that it’s got a picture of him waist deep in bits, throwing them into the air like some kind of Minotaur Scrooge McDuck… that just pushes it right up to hilarious.

Where was he keeping that parachute the whole time?
 
When he jumped off he wasn’t wearing it?

Sony executive laughing all the way to the bank after the commercial success of The Emoji Movie ,grossing $193.6 million, against a production budget of $50 million (colorized)

@laofuzi  
Auto pilot.  

@Bexar Bandito  
I GET IT!!!!
 
(Wait, who’s piloting the ship while he’s off the deck??)

@Cabrony  
Parachute bag was fastened to the outside of the boat this whole time. I know just the perfect place to jump off.
 
Super Prepared/10

Much better escape plan than the Flim Flam brothers. 8/10, would be conned again.

This was the best part

“james bond theme plays!”

That part was hilarious

heh, get it? it’s a golden parachute. kind of. i’m, uh, not really that, uh, _funny

Its a good thing he packed the invisible parachute,those ponies didnt suspect a thing.

Geronimo!

jajaja