Doctor Lost
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This shouldn’t be funny but there you have it.
OverlordScorpion
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Λάθε βιώσας
So, apropos, how is grape juice stereotypical?
mbeeston
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Azure Tenebrae
not much of a joke.. barcode scaners screw up all the time.. seriously, i’ve had one scan a guys blue shirt and it came up with a tv once. >.>
Destroyerkid
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I sure don't draw.
We dont serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
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@Damaged  
Eh, this one’s better drawn.
DaringDo42
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Jeez, I didn’t even see what was on the screen. Yikes.
Damaged
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Word Bug
Your joke is pretty thin (and quite regional), but the punchline has been done before (and much better).
 
TheBrianJ

I feel like the joke would have landed so much better if it was just random stuff, rather than going for the cheap “LOL RACISM” shtick.
DaringDo42
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Birdhouse In Your Soul
I shouldn’t laugh at this. I did anyway.
Background Pony #FBB0
ha, nice one