Well for one they have COMPLETELY different anatomies than Ponies. For example where your vagina’s are slits hidden by your coat’s, there’s are these big ugly mudflaps…
@Daring-Do
In fact, you don’t even have arms, considering you have to walk/balance on your four legs. So imagine not having arms. Being a unicorn looks a lot better now, doesn’t it?
@Stitch @Fwelin
They have telekinesis by default and maybe a handful of specialized magic skills, but that’s about it. It’s even explicitly stated in Boast Busters, right after the opening.
I would honestly just kill myself if i was a earth pony. Essentially i would kill myself if im anything else than a unicorn. They are literally gods and you are fucked if a unicorn starts to hate you for some reason.
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you are trying to take the socks off right?
Very true. Unicorns like Twilight and Trixie are the exception, not the rule.
That hardly makes unicorns “literally gods”, though.
In fact, you don’t even have arms, considering you have to walk/balance on your four legs. So imagine not having arms. Being a unicorn looks a lot better now, doesn’t it?
Yeah, but telekinesis alone is worth it. It basically makes up completely for not having hands. Can you imagine not having hands?
@Fwelin
They have telekinesis by default and maybe a handful of specialized magic skills, but that’s about it.
It’s even explicitly stated in Boast Busters, right after the opening.
The average unicorn isn’t really any better that the average earth pony.
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…? Shiny rubber boots are visibly not socks, by any definition of the word. Not sure what you’re getting at.
Added “behaving like a cat” (alias:catlike)
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=somepony+to+watch+over+me2C+applejack2C+screencap%2C+fireproof+boots&sf=created_at&sd=desc
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