@Prometheus labs CEO  
Indeed. He really needs to stop!

@Trahzo  
Who knows, they’re probably just some weirdo

@Background Pony #59B8  
How come this Count Ziltromon has been invading? Is this what happens when it’s the end of times? AKA the final season of G4?

STARLIGHT…HER EYES ARE UP ABOVE, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HER BREASTS? ARE YOU INTO GIRLS?’:)~COUNT ZILTROMON

I would really like to see this barb as a full body.

Starlight: spike, I’m afraid to ask, but… why the fuck are you a girl?
Spike: well darling, rarity needed someone to help her with a very large order to canterlot, but she needed someone with a knowledge in fashion, so twilight turned me into a girl and turned my personality into a copy of rarity’s, and I must say I feel fabulous!  
Starlight: why? just, why?
Spike: I just told you  
Starlight: no, WHY are you in a skimpy maid outfit!  
Spike: because it accentuates my curves darling, now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go, rarity is having me fill in for her on her date with Big Mac  
Spike leaves  
Starlight: my entire reality has just been thrown into question, welp, good thing I know where the absinthe is

Your shirt-stuffing isn’t fooling anypony, Barb.

I’ve always found the idea of Spike/Barb being very endowed to be rather fitting. This goes for bustline and/or crotch.

@EQUINE  
Yeah, that’s what I saw. That story was damn sexy~ <3 mrrow

Nice~

BEGONE THOT

@FurryXXI  
This is a book about one lusty maid  
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid#Known_locations

@EQUINE  
LOL Couldn’t find the Lustful Argonian character in skyrim, unless if she was dead :P

@Swashbucklist  
It’s at this point that they both realize how utterly baffling it is that a reptile has mammary glands.

@Trahzo  
Then before he has to come up with anything else to say, Starlight grabs him, buries her face in his tits, and starts kissing and nipping like crazy.

Spike: Gotta think….aha! Hey Starlight!
 
Starlight: Yeah?
 
Spike: Check this out! SEXY JUTSU!!!
 
POOF!
 
Spike: Now I can go into girl’s locker rooms and bathrooms.

Starlight: “Spike, I get the frills… but how in Celestia’s name did you grow boobs AND a maid outfit?”

I… I don’t know how to feel about this.
 
 
EDIT:  
@thps48  
Exactly!

I imagine this at the end of a series of cartoonish acts to imitate Rarity.

Twi: Spike, distract her!  
Spike: I do not know how.  
Twi: Okay, then I’ll apply the spell!  
Spike: Come on.  
Twi: The spell is called “Lustful Argonian”