@Radical_User#76  
Yes!

You’re just a Phoney! 
Cue her being on the verge of tears, then me feeling bad, apologizing, trying to console her, and explaining that I was just trying to make a dumb pun and meant nothing bad by it.

ITS A TELEPONE

@PrincessFutamoon  
Phone Pone is very practical, haven’t you ever asked yourself “I wish I could snuggle with my phone”, well now you can! Order one today at 1-800-BOOP-ME

adorable but not very practical

@Zeb  
And what, bellyrub to dial?

I imagine it’s like Stitch when he’s playing a record. XD

Calling it. You boop her nose to answer/hang up.

@warc9  
2spooky4me

THEN W-
 
@warc9  
DAMMIT

Lyrics Based on this:  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQJjx19sRbs  
(Dingalingalingaling!)  
Boop a derp a doop~  
Doop a burp a derp~  
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring  
My Little Phone~  
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring  
My Little Phone~  
It rings so cutely, such a beauty.  
i just butt dial my favorite pone!  
(Pone!)  
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring  
My Little Phone~  
Derp dong ding derp ding dong derp,  
Ya Wittle Tone~  
She’s a cutie,  
Ringing her booty.  
She’s da best!  
Sweetly Dressed!  
Cellular  
Modular  
You can take her in your Car-jular!  
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring  
My Little Phone~  
Boop Boop a Herp a Derp  
ping pong ding dong ring rong zing  
Eye Ittle Hone~  
It’s no Bologna,  
It’s My Little Pony~  
My Cellular,  
Pone-anular Phone~

@AaronMk  
That first option sounds awkward.

She of course doesn’t actually receive or send calls, she just pretends for the company.  
This in mind, don’t be surprised if your mother has no recollection of any telephone call you’ve had with her since installing your Pone Phone.

Pone phone

THEN WHO WAS PONE?

@AaronMk  
you pull the horn to extend it like the old cellphone antennas from the ’90s & ’00s

PONE PHONE

@Marnssj
 
Hold her up your head and she whispers things into your ear as you talk into her other end? Just walk up to her and talk and her magic will magic up a horn?

how do you…answer…her/it…?

moshi moshi pony desu