@PonyPon
That’s the beauty of it: You don’t have to try to take on all those calories. The whole point of this restaurant is the food is shared/given with/to the chubby hostesses with suggestive implications of what kind of favors they’ll give in return. Win/Win. Although, that might be bad for your heart too.
Somepony talks about cutie pox and Tramp Stamp laughs at their naiveté.
(Yeah, that’s my idea for the name of the pony we previously only had a head to go on. Apparently I got a knack for pony names. I came up with Business Savvy, and that’s on the blind bag figure now.)