That’s the Welsh, we wore kilts to hide more knives on our bodies.

As a Brit, I have never heard the Scots accused of this, only the Welsh. Though trying to ignore that, it is pretty funny.

Idungetitwhatisthemeaningofthisfuckthisthreadimoutaheregoodbyebitches!

Hey, for the record, we don’t fuck sheep…Though are women aren’t all that far off from barn animals.

sing to the tune of Scotland the Brave
 
Bring out the Whiskey, Mother,  
I’m feeling frisky, Mother,  
Bring out the sheep for I’m so lonely tonight;  
Bring out the sheets of rubber,  
Whips, chains, and peanut butter,  
England’s a beggar, but Scotland’s depraved.
 
Bring out my little sister,  
You’ll see how much I’ve missed her  
Bring me a sheep to keep me warm through the night  
Bring out my little brother,  
He’ll be my perfect lover  
England’s a begger, but Scotland’s depraved.
 
Gerbils don’t make it, Mother,  
They just can’t take it, Mother  
Bring out the sheep for I’m so lonely tonight  
Bring out the preacher’s daughter,  
You’ll see how much I’ve taught her  
England’s a beggar, but Scotland’s depraved.
 
Bring out my favourite fellow,  
Bring out the cherry jello  
Bring me a sheep to keep me warm through the night  
God knows I really wanna,  
Bring out the greased Iguana  
England’s a beggar, but Scotland’s depraved.
 
Bring out my little poochie,  
We’ll do the hootchie-cootchie  
Bring out the sheep for I’m so lonely tonight  
God knows I wanna disco,  
Bring out the butter Crisco  
England’s a beggar, but Scotland’s depraved.
 
 
Bring out the chimpanzees-es,  
We’ll give them our diseases  
Bring me a sheep to keep me warm through the night  
Bring out the platypuses,  
They’ve got a thousand uses  
England’s a beggar, but Scotland’s depraved.
 
Call out the Glasgow bobbies,  
We’ll teach them brand new hobbies  
Bring out the sheep for I’m so lonely tonight  
Dollies inflatable,  
With morals debatable  
England’s a beggar, but Scotland’s depraved.
 
Bring out a Bengal Lancer,  
Dressed like a belly dancer  
Bring me a sheep to keep me warm through the night  
God knows I’m really randy,  
Good thing I’m really handy  
England’s a beggar, but Scotland’s depraved.
 
Bring out the chains and leather,  
Bring out the ostrich feather,  
Bring out the sheep for I’m so lonely tonight  
Bring out my Uncle Neddie,  
Clad in a tartan teddie  
England’s a beggar, but Scotland’s depraved.
 
Swine, donkeys, sheep and cattle,  
I’ll make their jawbones rattle  
Bring me a sheep to keep me warm through the night  
I’m as horny as a klaxon,  
I’ll even take a Saxon  
England’s a beggar, but Scotland’s depraved.

horsecock>sheepcock

@Yorec
 
As a part Welshman, yes. (j/k)
 
Seriously, it’s an old joke. You can also substitute Wales for New Zealand (or anywhere where there are noticeably more sheep than people).

@Yorec
 
Hahaha! x3

@Princess♥Luna
 
Read it in his voice, dear god.
 
@Wilhelm II, Kaiser
 
Oh okay.

@Yorec  
Nah, we English made it up to take the piss out of them

@Lium
 
So the Welsh fuck sheep?

Scottish =/= Welsh.