What? Princess Celestia doesn’t wear panties.

Mmmm, there’s something about male pony junk in panties that so totally HOT!

Soarin’ makes a good sissy

WHO DAT?

many girls in the comments…
 
i fucking hope.

New wallpaper. XD

Night, man.

@Trotsky  
Welp, I’m sold. First thing tomrrow I’m going on youtube to look up some of this shit. Nighty night!

I could go on about why I like JP and their songs but I won’t. So, instead, I’ll give a basic rundown of their albums.
 
Rocka Rolla: First effort, kinda wonky, but still listenable if inconsistennt all around
 
Sad Wings of Destiny: The band implements a morbid, “real” view of issues including a bit of sin mythology
 
Sin After Sin: Same as Sad Wings but faster
 
Stained Class: More of a proto-groove thing going on, but still has a nice diverse set
 
Killing Machine: Essentially more radio-friendly version of Stained Class, but still metal
 
British Steel: Pretty much their start in speed metal
 
Point of Entry: Experimental, pop-rock. I may stay away if you like metal a lot, but Desert Plains and Hot Rockin’ are neat
 
Screaming for Vengeance: Their “high point” where they start mixing speed metal with more melodic tuning
 
Defenders of the Faith: Absurdly fun to listen to, highly operatic, and feels “darker”
 
Turbo: Glam Priest. Tread lightly.
 
Ram it Down: Odd mix of glam and speed metal, but there’s a few gems like the title track and Blood Red Skies.
 
Painkiller: Holy Shit.
 
Jugulator: Very thrash-like, but all the songs seem similar except for the epic Cathedral Spires
 
Demolition: Same as Jugulator without an epic
 
Angel of Retribution: Throwback of most old JP material. Still good
 
Nostradamus: Their venture into symphonic metal dealing with the life of the eponymous seer. Very synth based, and not very traditional in its heaviness, but I like it with each listen

Anyway, I think that does it for me, Trotsky. I’m THRASHED. Ah ha ha! G’night!

@mariomac  
Damn right!

oh my gosh you guys are still going

@Trotsky  
Just like most Slayer (Mind you, not all Slayer). Anyway, sounds awesome! I gotta find a computer that ain’t shitty like my stupid 1st gen Ipod touch.

I know what you’re coming from.
 
Judas usually works that stuff into their music well.
 
Even they’re more “simple” songs are great.
 
Eat Me Alive is nothing but 2 people giving each other oral sex (I think), but it sounds so aggressive and over the top, I can’t help but like it.

If you haven’t already heard it, All Guns Blazing has these lyrics:
 
Twisting the strangle grip  
Won’t give no mercy  
Feeling those tendons rip  
Torn up and mean
 
Blastmaster racks the ground  
Bent on survival  
Full throttle hammers down  
A deadly scream
 
All Guns, All Guns Blazing
 
Forced into overdrive  
Drawn out of anger  
All talons poison dipped  
Impaling spike
 
Heart pounding fever pitch  
Blood pumping fury  
Two fisted dynamo  
Eager to strike
 
All Guns, All Guns Blazing
 
Cross cutting thundercharge  
Blade of destruction  
Flame throwing hurricane  
Destroys the cage
 
Bone crushing alien  
God of salvation  
Sad wings that heaven sent  
Wipes out in rage
 
All Guns, All Guns Blazing
 
There’s no deeper meaning if you tried.

^I just favor songs that really have somthing to say.

@Trotsky  
Yeah, not that I have anything against pure badassness. That’s why I like Slayer.

The Sentinel is about a man in a shitty position filled with crime.
 
All Guns Blazing is awesome in its lack of a story. The lyrics make no sense, but I think that’s why it helps.
 
All of Painkiller has songs with a story, except maybe the Hall Patrol and Metal Meltdown, but they’re still good to me.

@Zombie  
But not just repetitive noise, I love it when a song tells a story, or preaches a lesson, or calls out bullshit. Deep, harmonious songs like “And Justice For All…” and “Disposable Heros”, two of my favorites. I don’t particually care for thrash like, say, “Kill ’em All”.

The Painkiller album is borderline thrash.
 
And despite my judgment the Ripper stuff (The Jugulator and Demolition) are good for that as well.

@Trotsky  
Cool. I love shit like Iron Madien but I feel my forte is more Metallica-like stuff. Thrash.

The first 3 are.
 
The Sentinel is ’84. All Guns Blazing is ’90.

@Zombie  
Oh, okay. So they’re 70’s era right?

Yes. Though sometimes DD&D might lack the ampersand and just use “and.”

@Zombie_Trotsky  
Awww, shit I can’t go on Youtube. The Ipod touch I’m useing can’t download Youtube vids. I shall however, write those songs down to listen to next time I’m on a youtube capable computer. Those are song titles right?